{"id":268,"date":"2011-12-06T23:29:00","date_gmt":"2011-12-06T22:29:00","guid":{"rendered":"https:\/\/mazur.net.pl\/blog\/cytaty-rozne\/"},"modified":"2011-12-06T23:29:00","modified_gmt":"2011-12-06T22:29:00","slug":"cytaty-rozne","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/mazur.net.pl\/blog\/cytaty-rozne\/","title":{"rendered":"Cytaty r\u00f3\u017cne ;)"},"content":{"rendered":"<p>Mama: &#8222;Amelko, ale mam pomys\u0142 na Halloween&#8230;&#8221;<br \/>\nAmelka: &#8222;Jaki?&#8221;<br \/>\nM: &#8222;Mo\u017cemy zrobi\u0107 r\u0119ce do jedzenia&#8221;<br \/>\nA: &#8222;Ja nie b\u0119d\u0119 tego jad\u0142a&#8221;<br \/>\nM: &#8222;Ale z galaretki mo\u017cemy zrobi\u0107.&#8221;<br \/>\nA: &#8222;Nie zjem tego. B\u0119d\u0119 si\u0119 ca\u0142y czas ba\u0142a,&nbsp;\u017ce mi nagle przy\u0142o\u017cy w dzi\u00f3b&#8221; \ud83d\ude09<\/p>\n<p>&nbsp; &nbsp;&nbsp; *****<\/p>\n<p>Amelka do Patryka: &#8222;Ty&#8230; Ty&#8230; Ty kaszo manno! Zaraz Ci\u0119 zjem!&#8221;<\/p>\n<p>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp; *****<\/p>\n<p>Patryk siedzi w wannie, przype\u0142za Kostek i staje przy wannie zagl\u0105daj\u0105c do brata<br \/>\nPatryk: &#8222;Cze\u015b\u0107 Kostek, bardzo Ci\u0119 lubi\u0119. Lubi\u0119 jak on tak staje na tych swoich t\u0142ustych \u0142apkach&#8230; znaczy n\u00f3\u017ckach&#8221;<\/p>\n<p>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp; *****<\/p>\n<p>Patryk do taty: &#8222;Ty masz taka grub\u0105 pup\u0119, \u017ce nie musisz siedzie\u0107 na poduszce, tylko na samym krze\u015ble&#8221; (dla nie\u015bwiadomych dodam, \u017ce do grubej pupy tacie daleko :P)<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>Mama: &#8222;Amelko, ale mam pomys\u0142 na Halloween&#8230;&#8221; Amelka: &#8222;Jaki?&#8221; M: &#8222;Mo\u017cemy zrobi\u0107 r\u0119ce do jedzenia&#8221; A: &#8222;Ja nie b\u0119d\u0119 tego jad\u0142a&#8221; M: &#8222;Ale z galaretki mo\u017cemy zrobi\u0107.&#8221; A: &#8222;Nie zjem tego. B\u0119d\u0119 si\u0119 ca\u0142y czas ba\u0142a,&nbsp;\u017ce mi nagle przy\u0142o\u017cy w dzi\u00f3b&#8221; \ud83d\ude09 &nbsp; &nbsp;&nbsp; ***** Amelka do Patryka: &#8222;Ty&#8230; Ty&#8230; Ty kaszo manno! Zaraz Ci\u0119 [&hellip;]<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[1],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-268","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-uncategorized"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/mazur.net.pl\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/268","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/mazur.net.pl\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/mazur.net.pl\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/mazur.net.pl\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/mazur.net.pl\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=268"}],"version-history":[{"count":0,"href":"https:\/\/mazur.net.pl\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/268\/revisions"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/mazur.net.pl\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=268"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/mazur.net.pl\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=268"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/mazur.net.pl\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=268"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}