{"id":283,"date":"2011-07-07T22:23:00","date_gmt":"2011-07-07T20:23:00","guid":{"rendered":"https:\/\/mazur.net.pl\/blog\/co-babcia-danusia-serwuje-na-imieninach\/"},"modified":"2011-07-07T22:23:00","modified_gmt":"2011-07-07T20:23:00","slug":"co-babcia-danusia-serwuje-na-imieninach","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/mazur.net.pl\/blog\/co-babcia-danusia-serwuje-na-imieninach\/","title":{"rendered":"Co babcia Danusia serwuje na imieninach? ;)"},"content":{"rendered":"<p>Imieniny babci Danusi. Na stole r\u00f3\u017cno\u015bci.<br \/>\nMama: &#8222;Patryk,masz na co\u015b ochot\u0119? Popatrz co jest na stole i powiedz co by\u015b chcia\u0142&#8221;<br \/>\nPatryk: &#8222;Ja bym chcia\u0142 \u017bubra&#8221;<br \/>\nM (nieco zdziwiona): &#8222;Ale na stole nie ma \u017cubra&#8230;.&nbsp;&nbsp; Aaa&#8230; jest butelka z \u017cubrem. Ale to w\u00f3dka synu&#8221;<br \/>\nP: &#8222;W\u00f3dka?&#8221;<br \/>\nPo naszym zapewnieniu, \u017ce to w\u00f3dka, a nie piwo &#8222;\u017bubr&#8221;, Patryk zrezygnowa\u0142 z pomys\u0142u spo\u017cycia \ud83d\ude09<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>Imieniny babci Danusi. Na stole r\u00f3\u017cno\u015bci. Mama: &#8222;Patryk,masz na co\u015b ochot\u0119? Popatrz co jest na stole i powiedz co by\u015b chcia\u0142&#8221; Patryk: &#8222;Ja bym chcia\u0142 \u017bubra&#8221; M (nieco zdziwiona): &#8222;Ale na stole nie ma \u017cubra&#8230;.&nbsp;&nbsp; Aaa&#8230; jest butelka z \u017cubrem. Ale to w\u00f3dka synu&#8221; P: &#8222;W\u00f3dka?&#8221; Po naszym zapewnieniu, \u017ce to w\u00f3dka, a nie piwo [&hellip;]<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[1],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-283","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-uncategorized"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/mazur.net.pl\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/283","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/mazur.net.pl\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/mazur.net.pl\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/mazur.net.pl\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/mazur.net.pl\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=283"}],"version-history":[{"count":0,"href":"https:\/\/mazur.net.pl\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/283\/revisions"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/mazur.net.pl\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=283"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/mazur.net.pl\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=283"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/mazur.net.pl\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=283"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}