{"id":289,"date":"2011-05-07T19:56:00","date_gmt":"2011-05-07T17:56:00","guid":{"rendered":"https:\/\/mazur.net.pl\/blog\/o-kosmetykach-kapielowych\/"},"modified":"2011-05-07T19:56:00","modified_gmt":"2011-05-07T17:56:00","slug":"o-kosmetykach-kapielowych","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/mazur.net.pl\/blog\/o-kosmetykach-kapielowych\/","title":{"rendered":"O kosmetykach k\u0105pielowych ;)"},"content":{"rendered":"<p>Myje dzieciom g\u0142owy. Zabrak\u0142o dzieci\u0119cego szamponu.<br \/>\nJa: &#8222;Umyj\u0119 Wam g\u0142owy moim szamponem. Napisali na nim, \u017ce dodaje blasku i elastyczno\u015bci&#8221;<br \/>\nAmelka: &#8222;Tak tylko napisali. Specjalnie, \u017ceby go kupowa\u0107&#8221;<\/p>\n<p>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp; *****<\/p>\n<p>K\u0105pi\u0119 si\u0119 z Kostkiem, wchodzi Amelka i nachyla si\u0119 chc\u0105c da\u0107 bratu buziaka.<br \/>\nJa: &#8222;Uwa\u017caj, bo moczysz w\u0142osy i b\u0119dziesz mia\u0142a t\u0142uste, bo tu jest woda z olejkiem&#8221;<br \/>\nAmelka: &#8222;Co mi tam t\u0142uste&#8230; A czemu si\u0119 k\u0105piesz w takiej wodzie? \u017beby by\u0107 t\u0142usta?&#8221;<br \/>\nJ: &#8222;To w\u0142a\u015bciwie Kostka olejek&#8221;<br \/>\nA: &#8222;A czemu k\u0105piesz Kostka w olejku? \u017beby by\u0142 t\u0142usty?&#8221;<br \/>\nJ: &#8222;Nie, to specjalny olejek po kt\u00f3rym ma mi\u0119kk\u0105 sk\u00f3r\u0119&#8221;<br \/>\nA: &#8222;O? A mi te\u017c tak\u0105 k\u0105piel zrobisz?&#8221;<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>Myje dzieciom g\u0142owy. Zabrak\u0142o dzieci\u0119cego szamponu. Ja: &#8222;Umyj\u0119 Wam g\u0142owy moim szamponem. Napisali na nim, \u017ce dodaje blasku i elastyczno\u015bci&#8221; Amelka: &#8222;Tak tylko napisali. Specjalnie, \u017ceby go kupowa\u0107&#8221; &nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp; ***** K\u0105pi\u0119 si\u0119 z Kostkiem, wchodzi Amelka i nachyla si\u0119 chc\u0105c da\u0107 bratu buziaka. Ja: &#8222;Uwa\u017caj, bo moczysz w\u0142osy i b\u0119dziesz mia\u0142a t\u0142uste, bo tu jest [&hellip;]<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[1],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-289","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-uncategorized"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/mazur.net.pl\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/289","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/mazur.net.pl\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/mazur.net.pl\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/mazur.net.pl\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/mazur.net.pl\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=289"}],"version-history":[{"count":0,"href":"https:\/\/mazur.net.pl\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/289\/revisions"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/mazur.net.pl\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=289"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/mazur.net.pl\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=289"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/mazur.net.pl\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=289"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}