{"id":290,"date":"2011-05-07T19:47:00","date_gmt":"2011-05-07T17:47:00","guid":{"rendered":"https:\/\/mazur.net.pl\/blog\/kroniki-podrozne\/"},"modified":"2011-05-07T19:47:00","modified_gmt":"2011-05-07T17:47:00","slug":"kroniki-podrozne","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/mazur.net.pl\/blog\/kroniki-podrozne\/","title":{"rendered":"Kroniki podr\u00f3\u017cne ;)"},"content":{"rendered":"<p>Dzi\u015b fragmenty rozm\u00f3w z trasy Warszawa &#8211; dzia\u0142ka (i z powrotem) \ud83d\ude42<\/p>\n<p>Patryk czyta napis na tablicy reklamowej:<br \/>\n&#8211; &#8222;ZI&#8230;NO&#8230; Zino.&nbsp;&nbsp; Jakby by\u0142o &#8222;wino&#8221; to bym zrozumia\u0142 o co chodzi, a tak to nie wiem&#8221;<\/p>\n<p>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp; *****<br \/>\nTata zjecha\u0142 na pobocze i poszed\u0142 pod drzewko.<br \/>\nPatryk po po\u0142apaniu si\u0119 z czego wynik\u0142a przerwa w podr\u00f3\u017cy m\u00f3wi z oburzeniem: &#8222;I teraz tata b\u0119dzie takimi brudnymi rekami dotyka\u0107 kierownicy!?&#8221;<br \/>\nJa: &#8222;A co powinien Twoim zdaniem zrobi\u0107?&#8221;<br \/>\nP: &#8222;&#8230;. Powinien zatrzyma\u0107 si\u0119 pod drzewem mydlanym&#8221;<\/p>\n<p>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp; *****<\/p>\n<p>Amelka: &#8222;A jak si\u0119 nazywa to miasto?&#8221;<br \/>\nRodzice: &#8222;Jab\u0142onna&#8221;<br \/>\nA: &#8222;Jab\u0142onna? To ja poprosz\u0119 jab\u0142ka. Z drzewa.&#8221;<br \/>\nJa: &#8222;Na drzewach jeszcze nie ma jab\u0142ek, b\u0119d\u0105 jesieni\u0105.&#8221;<br \/>\nA: &#8222;To ja poprosz\u0119 jab\u0142ka z domu.&#8221;<\/p>\n<p>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp; *****<\/p>\n<p>Amelka siedzi z przodu, obok taty, kt\u00f3ry opr\u00f3cz kierownicy obs\u0142uguje klimatyzacj\u0119 \ud83d\ude09<br \/>\nA: &#8222;Co tak nagle zimno si\u0119 zrobi\u0142o? Zrobi\u0142e\u015b wiatr?&#8221;<br \/>\nT: &#8222;Tak, zrobi\u0142em wiatr&#8221;<br \/>\nA: &#8222;To zr\u00f3b lato lepiej&#8221;<\/p>\n<p>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp; *****<\/p>\n<p>Amelka o sytuacji na drodze: &#8222;Wpychaj\u0105 si\u0119 przed nas&#8230;&#8221;<br \/>\nJa: &#8222;Trudno, nie b\u0119dziemy si\u0119 z nimi \u015bciga\u0107&#8221;<br \/>\nA (z dezaprobat\u0105): &#8222;Korek si\u0119 w ko\u0144cu zrobi, ludzie&#8230;&#8221;<\/p>\n<p><\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>Dzi\u015b fragmenty rozm\u00f3w z trasy Warszawa &#8211; dzia\u0142ka (i z powrotem) \ud83d\ude42 Patryk czyta napis na tablicy reklamowej: &#8211; &#8222;ZI&#8230;NO&#8230; Zino.&nbsp;&nbsp; Jakby by\u0142o &#8222;wino&#8221; to bym zrozumia\u0142 o co chodzi, a tak to nie wiem&#8221; &nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp; ***** Tata zjecha\u0142 na pobocze i poszed\u0142 pod drzewko. Patryk po po\u0142apaniu si\u0119 z czego wynik\u0142a przerwa w podr\u00f3\u017cy [&hellip;]<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[1],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-290","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-uncategorized"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/mazur.net.pl\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/290","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/mazur.net.pl\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/mazur.net.pl\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/mazur.net.pl\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/mazur.net.pl\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=290"}],"version-history":[{"count":0,"href":"https:\/\/mazur.net.pl\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/290\/revisions"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/mazur.net.pl\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=290"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/mazur.net.pl\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=290"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/mazur.net.pl\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=290"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}