{"id":294,"date":"2011-04-23T09:12:00","date_gmt":"2011-04-23T07:12:00","guid":{"rendered":"https:\/\/mazur.net.pl\/blog\/na-ratunek-p\/"},"modified":"2011-04-23T09:12:00","modified_gmt":"2011-04-23T07:12:00","slug":"na-ratunek-p","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/mazur.net.pl\/blog\/na-ratunek-p\/","title":{"rendered":"Na ratunek ;p"},"content":{"rendered":"<p>\nBior\u0119 si\u0119 za mycie okna u dzieci w pokoju. Prosz\u0119 Patryka o przyniesienie mi krzes\u0142a, \u017cebym mog\u0142a si\u0119gn\u0105\u0107 gdzie trzeba.<br \/>\n<b>Patryk:<\/b> &#8222;Zaraz przynios\u0119&#8221; (i stoi dalej)<br \/>\n<b>Ja &#8211;<\/b> bior\u0119 \u015bcierk\u0119 i siadam na parapecie<br \/>\n<b>Patryk:<\/b> &#8222;To ja ju\u017c Ci przynosz\u0119! Bo to mo\u017ce si\u0119 pod Tob\u0105 za\u0142ama\u0107. Ekipa ratunkowa ju\u017c leci!&#8221; (w mi\u0119dzyczasie biegn\u0105c po krzes\u0142o)<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>Bior\u0119 si\u0119 za mycie okna u dzieci w pokoju. Prosz\u0119 Patryka o przyniesienie mi krzes\u0142a, \u017cebym mog\u0142a si\u0119gn\u0105\u0107 gdzie trzeba. Patryk: &#8222;Zaraz przynios\u0119&#8221; (i stoi dalej) Ja &#8211; bior\u0119 \u015bcierk\u0119 i siadam na parapecie Patryk: &#8222;To ja ju\u017c Ci przynosz\u0119! Bo to mo\u017ce si\u0119 pod Tob\u0105 za\u0142ama\u0107. Ekipa ratunkowa ju\u017c leci!&#8221; (w mi\u0119dzyczasie biegn\u0105c po [&hellip;]<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[1],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-294","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-uncategorized"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/mazur.net.pl\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/294","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/mazur.net.pl\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/mazur.net.pl\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/mazur.net.pl\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/mazur.net.pl\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=294"}],"version-history":[{"count":0,"href":"https:\/\/mazur.net.pl\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/294\/revisions"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/mazur.net.pl\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=294"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/mazur.net.pl\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=294"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/mazur.net.pl\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=294"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}