{"id":311,"date":"2011-02-27T10:45:00","date_gmt":"2011-02-27T09:45:00","guid":{"rendered":"https:\/\/mazur.net.pl\/blog\/amelkowe-wypowiedzi\/"},"modified":"2011-02-27T10:45:00","modified_gmt":"2011-02-27T09:45:00","slug":"amelkowe-wypowiedzi","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/mazur.net.pl\/blog\/amelkowe-wypowiedzi\/","title":{"rendered":"Amelkowe wypowiedzi ;)"},"content":{"rendered":"<p>&#8222;Bo Kostek jest taki&#8230; taki jadowity. Znaczy ci\u0105gle chce je\u015b\u0107&#8221;<\/p>\n<p>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp; *****<\/p>\n<p>Amelce rusza si\u0119 kolejny z\u0105b. Stoimy w kolejce do kasy w sklepie.<br \/>\nAmelka: &#8222;Tylko \u017cebym nie zgubi\u0142a tutaj tego mojego z\u0119ba&#8221;<br \/>\nMama: &#8222;Raczej nie zgubisz. No chyba, \u017ce b\u0119dziesz np. wpada\u0107 na \u015bcian\u0119&#8221;<br \/>\nA (pob\u0142a\u017cliwie): &#8222;Nie no, mamo&#8230;. ksi\u0119\u017cniczki tak nie robi\u0105&#8221;<\/p>\n<p>&nbsp; &nbsp; &nbsp; *****<\/p>\n<p>Mama robi obiad.<br \/>\nAmelka: &#8222;Chc\u0119 Ci pom\u00f3c. Mog\u0119 wrzuca\u0107 mi\u0119so na patelni\u0119?&#8221;<br \/>\nM: &#8222;No nie wiem&#8230;. A jak si\u0119 oparzysz?&#8221;<br \/>\nA: &#8222;Nie oparz\u0119. Ty sma\u017cysz ju\u017c tyle lat i nic. A jak si\u0119 oparz\u0119 to poboli i przestanie&#8221;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;<\/p>\n<p>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp; *****<\/p>\n<p>&#8222;Mamo? A czy papugi papuguj\u0105 po sobie?&#8221;<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>&#8222;Bo Kostek jest taki&#8230; taki jadowity. Znaczy ci\u0105gle chce je\u015b\u0107&#8221; &nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp; ***** Amelce rusza si\u0119 kolejny z\u0105b. Stoimy w kolejce do kasy w sklepie. Amelka: &#8222;Tylko \u017cebym nie zgubi\u0142a tutaj tego mojego z\u0119ba&#8221; Mama: &#8222;Raczej nie zgubisz. No chyba, \u017ce b\u0119dziesz np. wpada\u0107 na \u015bcian\u0119&#8221; A (pob\u0142a\u017cliwie): &#8222;Nie no, mamo&#8230;. ksi\u0119\u017cniczki tak nie robi\u0105&#8221; &nbsp; [&hellip;]<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[1],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-311","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-uncategorized"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/mazur.net.pl\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/311","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/mazur.net.pl\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/mazur.net.pl\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/mazur.net.pl\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/mazur.net.pl\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=311"}],"version-history":[{"count":0,"href":"https:\/\/mazur.net.pl\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/311\/revisions"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/mazur.net.pl\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=311"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/mazur.net.pl\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=311"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/mazur.net.pl\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=311"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}