{"id":350,"date":"2010-10-18T20:12:00","date_gmt":"2010-10-18T18:12:00","guid":{"rendered":"https:\/\/mazur.net.pl\/blog\/w-drodze-na-dzialke\/"},"modified":"2010-10-18T20:12:00","modified_gmt":"2010-10-18T18:12:00","slug":"w-drodze-na-dzialke","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/mazur.net.pl\/blog\/w-drodze-na-dzialke\/","title":{"rendered":"W drodze na dzia\u0142k\u0119&#8230;"},"content":{"rendered":"<p><i>(Na stacji benzynowej)<\/i><br \/>\n<b>Amelka<\/b>: &#8222;A czemu tam mo\u017cna tez kupi\u0107 co\u015b, a nie tylko zap\u0142aci\u0107 za benzyn\u0119?&#8221;<br \/>\n<b>Mama<\/b>: &#8222;\u017beby jak kto\u015b potrzebuje to m\u00f3g\u0142 sobie np. kupi\u0107 gazet\u0119 albo co\u015b&#8221;<br \/>\n<b>Patryk<\/b>: &#8222;Albo jak jest bardzo g\u0142odny to co\u015b do jedzenia&#8221;<br \/>\n<b>Amelka<\/b>: &#8222;Tylko nie piwo!&#8221;<br \/>\n<b>Mama<\/b>: &#8222;Bo po piwie nie wolno kierowa\u0107? A jak nie jest kierowc\u0105 tylko pasa\u017cerem to mo\u017ce&#8221;<br \/>\n<b>Amelka <\/b>(entuzjastycznie): &#8222;Ja mog\u0119!&#8221;<\/p>\n<div style=\"text-align: center;\">***<\/div>\n<p>\n<i>(Post\u00f3j na nabranie wody oligoce\u0144skiej)<\/i><br \/>\n<b>Mama<\/b>: Ale smrodzimy<br \/>\n<b>Amelka<\/b>: My?<br \/>\n<b>Mama<\/b>: No tak, popatrz jaki dym leci z rury<br \/>\n<b>Amelka<\/b>: A m\u00f3wi\u0142am \u017ceby umy\u0107 samoch\u00f3d jak byli\u015bmy na stacji&#8230;<\/p>\n<div style=\"text-align: center;\">***<\/div>\n<p>\n<b>Amelka<\/b>: Zim\u0105 mama b\u0119dzie miala taki du\u017cy brzuch, jak worek i b\u0119dzie wygl\u0105da\u0142a jak bocian z workiem. I b\u0119d\u0119 na ni\u0105 wo\u0142a\u0142a: Bocian!<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>(Na stacji benzynowej) Amelka: &#8222;A czemu tam mo\u017cna tez kupi\u0107 co\u015b, a nie tylko zap\u0142aci\u0107 za benzyn\u0119?&#8221; Mama: &#8222;\u017beby jak kto\u015b potrzebuje to m\u00f3g\u0142 sobie np. kupi\u0107 gazet\u0119 albo co\u015b&#8221; Patryk: &#8222;Albo jak jest bardzo g\u0142odny to co\u015b do jedzenia&#8221; Amelka: &#8222;Tylko nie piwo!&#8221; Mama: &#8222;Bo po piwie nie wolno kierowa\u0107? A jak nie jest [&hellip;]<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[1],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-350","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-uncategorized"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/mazur.net.pl\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/350","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/mazur.net.pl\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/mazur.net.pl\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/mazur.net.pl\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/mazur.net.pl\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=350"}],"version-history":[{"count":0,"href":"https:\/\/mazur.net.pl\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/350\/revisions"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/mazur.net.pl\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=350"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/mazur.net.pl\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=350"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/mazur.net.pl\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=350"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}