{"id":428,"date":"2009-09-17T20:08:00","date_gmt":"2009-09-17T18:08:00","guid":{"rendered":"https:\/\/mazur.net.pl\/blog\/podwodny-swiat\/"},"modified":"2009-09-17T20:08:00","modified_gmt":"2009-09-17T18:08:00","slug":"podwodny-swiat","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/mazur.net.pl\/blog\/podwodny-swiat\/","title":{"rendered":"Podwodny \u015bwiat"},"content":{"rendered":"<p>Dzisiaj rano jak jechali\u015bmy sobie do przedszkola metrem dzieci jak zawsze sta\u0142y przy drzwiach i obserwowa\u0142y zmieniaj\u0105ce si\u0119 za szyb\u0105 widoki. W momencie wje\u017cd\u017canie na stacj\u0119 docelow\u0105 zakrzykn\u0119\u0142y:<br \/><span style=\"font-weight: bold;\">&#8222;Ooo, jeste\u015bmy pod wod\u0105&#8230;<br \/>&#8230; ale tu nie ma wieloryb\u00f3w&#8221;<br \/><\/span>Jak ju\u017c wsp\u00f3lnie z dwoma &#8222;wielorybami&#8221;<span style=\"font-weight: bold;\"> <\/span>wysiad\u0142em z wagonu metra to pytali id\u0105c wzd\u0142u\u017c peronu:<br \/><span style=\"font-weight: bold;\">&#8222;A dlaczego te s\u0142upy s\u0105 pod wod\u0105?&#8221;<\/span><br \/><span style=\"font-weight: bold;\">&#8222;A dlaczego te \u015bciany s\u0105 pod wod\u0105?&#8221;<\/span><br \/><span style=\"font-weight: bold;\">&#8222;A dlaczego Ci ludzie chodz\u0105 pod wod\u0105?&#8221;<\/span><br \/>Dopiero jak wyszli\u015bmy na &#8222;powierzchni\u0119&#8221; (czyt. opu\u015bcili\u015bmy peron metra) dzieci uspokoi\u0142y si\u0119 nieco i zapomnia\u0142y o &#8222;podwodnym \u015bwiecie&#8221; w metrze.<\/p>\n<p><span style=\"font-weight: bold;\"><\/span><\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>Dzisiaj rano jak jechali\u015bmy sobie do przedszkola metrem dzieci jak zawsze sta\u0142y przy drzwiach i obserwowa\u0142y zmieniaj\u0105ce si\u0119 za szyb\u0105 widoki. W momencie wje\u017cd\u017canie na stacj\u0119 docelow\u0105 zakrzykn\u0119\u0142y:&#8222;Ooo, jeste\u015bmy pod wod\u0105&#8230;&#8230; ale tu nie ma wieloryb\u00f3w&#8221;Jak ju\u017c wsp\u00f3lnie z dwoma &#8222;wielorybami&#8221; wysiad\u0142em z wagonu metra to pytali id\u0105c wzd\u0142u\u017c peronu:&#8222;A dlaczego te s\u0142upy s\u0105 pod [&hellip;]<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[1],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-428","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-uncategorized"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/mazur.net.pl\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/428","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/mazur.net.pl\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/mazur.net.pl\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/mazur.net.pl\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/mazur.net.pl\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=428"}],"version-history":[{"count":0,"href":"https:\/\/mazur.net.pl\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/428\/revisions"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/mazur.net.pl\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=428"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/mazur.net.pl\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=428"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/mazur.net.pl\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=428"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}